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Two days ago my ex called me mid afternoon. She said she pulled into the driveway and hit a small pot hole and now the car wont move. She said the transmission blew. Its 97 Maxima and I bought it for her a few months ago and this was the first problem with it but it was a big one! She was near...

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone...

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2-1/2 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde...

Jim's Stimulus Package (Not that, get your mind out of the gutter!) AKA Poor Mans Smoothie Being that I don’t own **** anymore other than my new immersion blender (25.00 at Target, a huge expense for me) I have had to be creative with this back woods recipe! Place 2 cups of ice in a...

Answers to QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! Can you cry under water? Sure can but the better question is can you sneeze? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? It has nothing to do with how important you are. It has to do with how...

For various reasons I returned my foster. Mainly due to his peeing inside and that I was not going to be home much in the last week to care for him. And.... I am a guest here and I cant risk loosing my place due to his peeing, which is why I fostered rather than adopting. Now here is the rest...

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I may have long term living arrangements but not permanent ones, I decided to get a foster. I inquired with a local shelter and they were looking for foster parents. So they were showing at a couple of local Petsmarts yesterday and I took a nice guy home. His name is Springsteen. He is about 90...

I have been thinking of going back to school to become a Family and Marriage Therapist. So This week I headed over to the community college t look into it. As it turns out ) I took a ceramics class in 1979 9the only college I ever had) and during the class I got a job that conflicted so I never...

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It was final a few weeks ago. Now I have nothing, live in someones basement free who i dont even know, thankful for the kindness of strangers, unemployed, my career over for at least a year or two if I ever get back to it, living on 100.00 a week, not sure what to do, where to go, or how to get...

Hi all, I spoke with Laura today - my ex for those of you that dont know - and she recently spoke to our breeder. She is keeping Indy. I am very thankful for that. She said the he didnt do well in the kennel with the other dogs so he stays in the house with them and Indy's mom. She said that we...

Thank you all for your encouraging words. Some time has passed and I know that Indy is in good hands. I need to call for an update, its been a while. The divorce has had many twists and we were about 3 weeks from done and I got laid off. Guess what? You cant really get divorced with out a job...

Well, I have been gone quite a long time and life has taken a few turns. After 25 years of marriage I am divorcing my wife. Life has been really crazy and one of the worst things I can imagine has happened. I gave Indy back to our breeder. It was the best thing for him. I was the only one...

I found this site tonight - all Newfie. Worth a visit. http://newfoundlanddogstore.com/store/index.html

Which would you choose?

http://www.dumb.com/hyperpenguin.html

Here we go!

First let me start by saying we have really really good kids. 4 to be exact. That is mainly due to their mother! If they were more like me, I could not say what I just said. Well even good kids will be kids ans last night our 17 yr old Matt (the one who broke his leg last summer. Leg is doing...