Kelridge
New member
I was searching some old posts and saw this and thought I would share again...I thought some of these were :lol: VERY funny!
You Know You Are A Giant Breed Owner when:
-The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"
-You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair
-It takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets
-You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no
idea who these people are
-You can carry on a conversation with a dog's muzzle firmly in your
crotch
-You own a dog capable of pulling someone from a porta potty
-Your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully
inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not
eating anything!"
-You carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle
-You keep at least one color-coded "drool towel" in every room of
your house
-After banishing your husband, the snoring in your bedroom still
keeps you awake
-You are hiking with a friend who later suggests that you ought to
have an environmental impact statement done on your dog
-Visitors enter the house holding their privates protectively
-You toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head on
the top of the doorway
-You take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm,
causing you to make random right turns
-You have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub
-Your two dogs decide to play in the house, and they end up pulling
the ceiling fan down -- for the second time
-You have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog
wants a drink
-You show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first
person you point out is your dog
-While stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks
back and forth because the dog is panting out the window
-You go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the
ceiling
-You avoid the dogs on your way out the door, so they won't smear your
makeup
-You've learned to force a smile when asked "do you have a saddle for
that thing?"
-The monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment
-Your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a
large home, buy jet skis and a personal plane
-You have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes
are in the sink
-The donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get
home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose
-Your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in
the preparation
-You're holding him straddled between your legs when the doorbell
rings, you take a short (but fast!) ride straight to the door
-The pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the
sidewalk
-Your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you to stick his head
in the drive-through window at MacDonald's and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when she turns around to give you your change
-You purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program
when he stands in front of the television
-Author unknown-
You Know You Are A Giant Breed Owner when:
-The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"
-You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair
-It takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets
-You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no
idea who these people are
-You can carry on a conversation with a dog's muzzle firmly in your
crotch
-You own a dog capable of pulling someone from a porta potty
-Your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully
inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not
eating anything!"
-You carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle
-You keep at least one color-coded "drool towel" in every room of
your house
-After banishing your husband, the snoring in your bedroom still
keeps you awake
-You are hiking with a friend who later suggests that you ought to
have an environmental impact statement done on your dog
-Visitors enter the house holding their privates protectively
-You toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head on
the top of the doorway
-You take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm,
causing you to make random right turns
-You have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub
-Your two dogs decide to play in the house, and they end up pulling
the ceiling fan down -- for the second time
-You have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog
wants a drink
-You show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first
person you point out is your dog
-While stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks
back and forth because the dog is panting out the window
-You go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the
ceiling
-You avoid the dogs on your way out the door, so they won't smear your
makeup
-You've learned to force a smile when asked "do you have a saddle for
that thing?"
-The monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment
-Your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a
large home, buy jet skis and a personal plane
-You have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes
are in the sink
-The donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get
home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose
-Your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in
the preparation
-You're holding him straddled between your legs when the doorbell
rings, you take a short (but fast!) ride straight to the door
-The pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the
sidewalk
-Your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you to stick his head
in the drive-through window at MacDonald's and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when she turns around to give you your change
-You purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program
when he stands in front of the television
-Author unknown-
