Mr.King
New member
Yes, I did eat what you call "my poor daylillies." (The pepper flakes made them better. Thanks!)
Yes, I did find the puppy's ears to be delicious.
Yes, I did think it was ok to rest on the couch after I played in the rain and mud.
But I have not eaten this indoor plant, which you (rudely Mom) put in my favorite nap spot.
And the puppy is obviously fine.
And I obviously help you care for these children.
And I'm way too cute for anyone to be truly mad. (It's easy to get away with a lot when you're beautiful.)