hehehe...when I moved into my house last summer, I had someone accuse my CAT of doing that. Now, my kitties have always like to sit in their cat tree and watch the world go by out the front window and lay in the sun....one also likes paw, meow at, lick and throw herself at the window when someone walks by outside (I ALWAYS know when the mail has arrived). Anyway, most of my neighbors know I have cats because of the retarded one. About a month after I moved in, I had a really angry neighbor bang on my dog and thrust a bag of poo at me, very upset that I had let my cat poop on her lawn. She lives about 6 houses down. Try as I might to explain that my cats are inside cats, and are outside rarely, and only then when leashed and in my yard (yes, I walk my cats around the front and back yards so they don't bolt for the door when it is open), she insisted that this poop was from the retarded cat. I look in the bag, and the poop is twice the size of my thumb..I am sorry, but neither of my kitties bums are THAT big, even if they are piggies.
With all this commotion going on on my front porch, my next door neighbor steps outside to see whats going on, and crazy lady starts to insist it if from HER dog (Harley is roughly the size of my foot, he is smaller than my cats). Same story there. It was so odd. At Christmas I had my friends two dogs stay with me for a few weeks, and every time we walked (with bags!), she'd be staring us down through the window, and Jessie would always stop to pee on her lawn...it made me happy on the inside anyway