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Summer

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I think this is one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time. The comments are as good as the story!
 
NewfDad

NewfDad

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Some thoughts come to mind.

Is this money counterfeit? No, what it is you are better off no knowing.


Reason number 1731 why snorting things through twenties is a really bad idea.

What is this money going to look like under one of those UV lights they use to check for counterfeit stuff.
 
skoorka

skoorka

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Glad I could be of service guys. I got as many chuckles out of the responses as I'da gotten if it were someone else's story! I believe the tally is set at $67 as she's back to pooping plain old cardboard. I plan on running the money through the washer before depositing it in the bank. That way it might find it's way out of circulation!
 
Leonard and his bud Snuffles

Leonard and his bud Snuffles

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Many moons ago, my friend "Aunt" Ellen's yellow lab got a hold of some $20 bills. They found one torn almost in perfect half. It was on the refrigerator door for a long while. Many weeks after the incident, I was coming up in their yard, and saw what looked like money. I stopped to pick it up. It was encrusted with very decomposed poop. To bad it wasn't the same bill as the one they had the half to. :-(
 
lacey9875

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skoorka said:
Glad I could be of service guys. I got as many chuckles out of the responses as I'da gotten if it were someone else's story! I believe the tally is set at $67 as she's back to pooping plain old cardboard. I plan on running the money through the washer before depositing it in the bank. That way it might find it's way out of circulation!
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There's a website where you can track your money, I beleive by the serial number. You should totally do that just to see where it ends up. Again.
 
KodysGrandma

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Poo-ey cash to IRS. I love it, actually it ought to go to Congress. Maybe we should make that a NN project. Get poo-ey one dollar bills from all our dogs and send to our charming reps. in Congress. Then the staff gets it, oh well.
 
skoorka

skoorka

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For anyone who was wondering, the final tally was $67 with only one single ripped in half and one twenty a tad chewed. I did launder it in the machine and am depositing it all in the bank today. She really is lucky she's cute!
 
Bob M

Bob M

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Oh, my Lord- between your story and the responses, I am dying here. I've gone through piles of poop many times searching for missing items, but never to launder and return to use. What a hoot!
 
lacey9875

lacey9875

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skoorka said:
For anyone who was wondering, the final tally was $67 with only one single ripped in half and one twenty a tad chewed. I did launder it in the machine and am depositing it all in the bank today. She really is lucky she's cute!
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So she retained $33 in interest?
 
skoorka

skoorka

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lacey9875 said:
So she retained $33 in interest?
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Actually, it *may* have only been $67. At least that's what I'm telling myself. I wasn't sure of the tally and knew I'd had money in there, but we probably spent some the night before. Bob, I thought you, with your Mary adventures would particularly enjoy this thread! Let's just say I felt kinda bad at the bank yesterday when I went to trade it in for new money. I said I'd had a 'laundry accident' and of course blamed my husband for leaving $$ in his jeans. Hey, it was only HALF a lie, as I did throw it in a mesh lingerie bag to wash it in the machine... I just neglected to tell them it has made it through my dog's intestinal tract first! Say what you want about the US Economy... our dollars bills are indestructible!
 
sendchocolate

sendchocolate

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I have to say, this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Hilarious, and I really did laugh out loud. So did my husband as I read it to him.

Good for you in "recouping" your losses. :!rolling:
 
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