Call the department of Homeland Security!

shellyk

shellyk

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Hey there are Newf owners who work for Dept of Homeland Security! The day we need to pick you up I will be on furlough.
 
Tricia2

Tricia2

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I saw that drone circling your neighborhood. Not to worry, you'll be able to duck when wet bamboo/hemp face diaper bombs begin falling from the sky.
 
hemingway

hemingway

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I can't get over this. I really can't. I happen to think HE is a terrorist for making his dog wear that contraption and expecting it to create some sort of "anti-slobber" movement.
 
Leonard and his bud Snuffles

Leonard and his bud Snuffles

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YorkvilleNewfie said:
Because I'm a terrorist, apparently. :lol:
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So that is why the FBI came knocking on our door yesterday giving me the 3rd degree. They knew you were recruiting people when I met you and your terrorist cell leader Rowan at Newfiepalooza 2011. When I read this to Snuffles, he conveyed to me Mila was working on him too as being a *sleeper* cell. :) I think she convinced him too. He still hasn't got up this morning and is being a real *sleeper*.
 
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BLCOLE

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hemingway said:
I can't get over this. I really can't. I happen to think HE is a terrorist for making his dog wear that contraption and expecting it to create some sort of "anti-slobber" movement.
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Okay, I've been following the slobber stopper saga myself, but it looks like I missed something. Did the idiot refer to Yorkville as a terrorist, or what???
 
victoria1140

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Yorkville newf

when you get the swat team at your door can l have your newf please and l promise faithfully he wont wear a contraption on his head unless its to prottect from the sun:angel::angel::angel::angel:
 
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wrknnwf

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YorkvilleNewfie said:
Us suburban working mothers...we're a dangerous bunch!
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Hey, don't forget about the Militant Mema's! We are tough as nails! Newf nails, that is.

Considering that we have an army here of over 7000 troops guided by our beloved Commander Murphy's spirit and now under the orders of the best tactician ever...Commander Ricky, perhaps the troops need to be diverted. Just a suggestion, Sir, since the CCO FORCES seem to be furloughed for now.

Awaiting your orders, Sir!
 
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