What did YOU do...a friday funny

Newfniece

New member
Got this email this morning and it made me laugh.

I smelled a smurf on your car because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

What did YOU do??

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April ----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June ----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-- ----- Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama



What is the last number of the year you were born:
1
--------- In my car
2
--------- On your car
3
----------- In a hole
4
----------- Under your bed
5
----------- Riding a Motercycle
6
--------- sliding down a hill
7
--------- in an elevator
8
---------- at the dinner table
9
-------- In line at the bank
0
-------- in your bathroom

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green ---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
 

drulzelot

New member
I licked a fork while sliding down a hill because I need some serious help.

Wow, finally, a fortune-telling program that works!!!

:fce32f95:
 

Jeannie

Super Moderator
I did the Macarena With a phone In line at the bank because the voices told me to.

Now I know I am crazy!
 

Charlie'sMom

New member
I had lunch with a homeless guy in a hole because I am sexy and I do what I want ...

(kind of funny, I have recently had lunch with a homeless guy in a "hole in the wall" restaurant - I don't give money to homeless people, but I will take them out to lunch - they often have the best stories)
 

estacey

New member
I loved a football player while sliding down a hill because someone offered me a
$100,000,000 dollars.
 

Tug

New member
I karate chopped an iPod at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
 
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