Share your worst experience with drool!

[luvmynwfy]

Okay, so here's mine.
Tonight my son dumped a bag of popcorn (accidentally ) on the carpet. I`m on it lickity split, scooping it up as fast as I can as River is also on it right away - inhaling it even faster than I`m scooping - and by now, there`s drool happening.
It must have been the angle, or that our heads were so close together but when she shook her head, I`m telling you that drool was launched directly down my ear with hurricane force! A person can only stick their finger in so far - I`m not reaching it guys! I`m headed for the shower and a lot shampoo. Now because she`s mine I`put this in the same category as my own baby peeing on me or something - gross but I`ll certainly get over it. I really need a good shampoo.
Can you top this one.

Marina

 

[Leonard and his bud Snuffles]

From the thread Snuffles 1 Missionaries 0

Several times over the years walking Snuffles mid day, we have passed Seventh-day Adventist Missionaries on the street going house to house. Naturally they want to get me to join their church, so they always strike up a friendly conversation about Snuffles at first. I always talk to them though even though when they start to talk religion, I tell them I am not interested.

Well today it started the same way. They petted Snuffles etc. Just then Snuffles shook his head, and a big old slobber flew and hit one of the missionary either on the lips or right by his mouth. I felt bad, but what can you do? God created Newfs and the things they do best, right? I hated to tell the guy I wasn't interested when he started talking about the Church after he wiped his mouth.

 

[BLCOLE]

I've had drool flung in my face a few times...

But probably the worst experiences have been when I have had a dog develop 2 foot long floogers in public and didn't have a drool rag with us. I had to remove the floogers bare handed!

 

[ElvisTheNewf]

I have had a dog develop 2 foot long floogers in public and didn't have a drool rag with us. I had to remove the floogers bare handed!

Ewwwww when Elvis does that I just knock them off with my shoe!!

 

[DAWNMERIE]

I had just made a fresh pot of coffee and I was just making a cup for Vin and Myra slung her head and a flooger few half way across the room and landed half in his coffee and half down the cup, I think we laughed for 1/2 hr or at least I did

Hey Brad....I call that "fling the floggers"...I do it all the time, especially when my younger sister is around. If your aiming at someone (better control!) God, I love these newfs! I've gotten my sister back numerous times for things from younger years!

 

[nowhavethreebears]

Can you top this one.

Hey, it's only in your EAR!

When Gabe was younger we were getting ready to get in the van at the lake. He decided to give one last shake before loading up.
I was bent over picking up the last of our stuff. I was also talking to him so my mouth was open when he let one fly. I'll let you use your imagination from here.
I'll just say it was about as pleasant as you would think swallowing a big lump of snot would be.

 

[Newfs Forever]

Ooooh, to funny! Lord knows, I have more than a fair share of floogers on the walls, ceilings and floors!

However, last week I had several lady friends over for the evening. They are always warned to don themselves in, "wash and wear", which they do! I also always warn them, that if Sam shakes his head, guard your wine! I do have my priorities!

 

[R Taft]

Straight into my cup of coffee whilst holding it ready to drink........

Right in the middle of my dinner....Both delivered by Katy-bear

 

[Alicia]

I have a picture of it somewhere....we were in the car and Rocky flung one that landed on Shaun's ear and looped itself nicely so that it was hanging like a loop earring would.

Another time a man came running out of a restaurant to pet Rocky and while he was bending down Rock flung a flooger on the front of the guy's ball cap and because it was January and freezing out it instantly froze. I didn't have the nerve to tell the guy and wondered what people said to him when he returned to the restaurant.

 

[lmfoltyn]

I am LUCKY...Jake doesn't drool much at all...just when he is getting something good to eat he will drool. No floogers at my house!!

 

[hemingway]

Hemingway and the famous mr. Clooney met for the first time a couple of months ago, and my husband and I had the pleasure of meeting his wonderful mom and dad as well. Boy, Hemi knows how to make a first impression. He shook his head and the drool flew...right into Mark's (Clooney's dad) EYE BALL. the horror. Thank GOD they have three Newfs at home and therefore were not as disgusted as I know some newf-less people would be.

 

[chumleysma]

This weekend my husband, son, and I went to this ritzy photographers studio with Chumley to pick out the portraits we wanted from a recent photo shoot with the boys and Chumley. The photographer took us into this beautiful room with a wall to wall viewing screen to choose our photos. Before the lights were turned off, his assistant brought a silver tray carrying a bowl full of water for Chumley. When the lights went back on, my son tugged on my shirt while the photographer was talking and showing my husband a picture on his computer. He showed me a ginormous flooger between us on the beautiful leather suede sofa. Horrified, with no flooger rag, I grabbed a bunch of tissues next to the sofa when the photographer looked back at his screen. For the next 10 minutes we wiped when he looked at the screen and stopped when he looked at us. The spot was so wet, I was even using my shirt.

 

[NewfieMama]

Hemingway and the famous mr. Clooney met for the first time a couple of months ago, and my husband and I had the pleasure of meeting his wonderful mom and dad as well. Boy, Hemi knows how to make a first impression. He shook his head and the drool flew...right into Mark's (Clooney's dad) EYE BALL. the horror. Thank GOD they have three Newfs at home and therefore were not as disgusted as I know some newf-less people would be.

OK so now I am searching all over your blog looking for pics of George Clooney and not finding any...? :LMAO:

Lessee....drool...yes, in my coffee, in my mouth, almost drank a glass of water from the coffee table when I saw the flooger hanging around the rim (near miss).

One of the things I love and dread as a Newf family is when the dogs shake their heads in a crowd. My eyes dart around as I look for the flinch and the bewildered, disgusted look of an innocent bystander. :bear::icon_redface:

 

[Jager's Mom]

Why is it at home, as soon as I see the long string of drool... I'm like, "EWWWWWW, get it honey, get it!"

But when we're in public, as soon as I see the drool / or anyone walks up to the newfs...the first thing I do is take my bare hand, wipe their mouths and wipe it on myself? And it doesn't even come close to grossing me out!

 

[CMDRTED]

OK - Actually I consider this my BEST Drool Story, but I have a convoluted sense of Humor about this stuff...................

During the Summer of 2008, I was taking Ethel to the Vet for a routine Appointment. It was summer, so it was warm, but not hot out. We are sitting at an intersection, waiting to turn left, and there is another lane to our right. The windows are open, and Ehtel is sitting on the front seat. It's about 4:30-5:00 pm. There is a very attractive lady siting to our right in a Mercedes convertable. She is wearing a Black cocktail dress (Very Classy, and Very exposed, if you know what I mean - Boob tops showing). Ethel looks at her, she is ignoring us. Ethel then shakes her head, and a 6 in heavy stringer, goes sailing out the window, arching through the air and lands smack dab in the middle of that Boob cleavage, just as the light turns green. The look on her face was, as they say: "PRICELESS!" I immediately drive off, she's sitll sitting there with the Shocked look on her face.........................:!rolling:I'm rolling:!rolling:..........:neener:

 

[DAWNMERIE]

Tea came out of my nose Ted!!!!

 

[NewfieMama]

Tea came out of my nose Ted!!!!

This.

 

[hemingway]

OK so now I am searching all over your blog looking for pics of George Clooney and not finding any...? :LMAO:

Ha! Ok, I should clarify....Clooney is a sweet and handsome pup (perhaps more famous with the facebook NN crowd) owned by Renee. (RenWoods)

 

[R Taft]

You are bad, really bad Ted :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[CMDRTED]

Yes I am..................................Life is full of flingers, it just depends on where they land......................Tee He!