As avid CSI watcher's here (Zeke & Myra) ...We think the crime scene should be dissected, our take on this crime is as follows:
First, look at where the body lies? On the counter top?? How many newf's would commit such a crime in that place?? Unless the crime scene has been tampered with?? If so, the crime scene evidence is inadmissible!!! Email listing below Mila!!
Second, who could possibly have anything against Buzz Lightyear? A child's superhero, who would possibly want to kill a child's hero, certainly not a newf? Hmmm, endless possibilities here?? Email the listing below Mila
Third, look at the decapitation of Mr. Lightyear, and the amputation of the foot, this is not your average killing here!!! (once again, we strongly suggest contacting the email listed below)
Given our newfessional crime scene investigation, we say it's a male of the human species who has committed this crime, let's say in his 30's....sound familiar? Please contact the email listed below Mila.....No way a newf could have ever commit this crime
P.S. Mila, if your reading this, please contact us, cause we have a lawyer in mind to exonerate you of this crime!!!
email us at the following address: I'vebeenframedbymypapa@yahoo.net