I Don't Even Know What To Title This...

Mrs Beblo

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~ And I'm not quite sure who is more surprised.
The first thing that popped out of my mouth was "Idiot!"

I'll try to explain. Of all the things that Buford IS, the one thing that he's NOT is a counter surfer. Oh, we've lost a loaf of bread or two since his arrival, but it's been a *really* long time since I've had to concern myself with THAT particular trick...Until Tonight. I had a small bowl of vinegar out to absorb onion odor.
"Idiot" sniffed it and STILL decided to *taste* it :goofy:....then he comes over to me as if to say "Maaaa, get it off!".
He's walking around smacking his lips like his 'dentures' don't fit right.
What an idiot...:icon_stupid:
 

BoundlessNewfs

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Sounds like the day (years ago) when our toddler decided to bite the lemon I had taken out of my iced tea. His expressions changed, in rapid succession, from happiness, to surprise, to horror, to gagging/drooling/shaking of the head/spitting. I didn't want to laugh, but couldn't help it.
 

Mrs Beblo

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Seriously, there's only one Buford...
~ Thank the LORD!!
I just got through telling my Mother that I should have named him Forrest as in, "Gump"..."Stupid is as Stupid does..."
Geeze...all of you passing all of those tests!! I just want him to be smart enough to LIVE! (It's no wonder that I need my wine! :lol: )
 
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