How many dogs does it take?

Kelridge

Kelridge

New member
I saw this on one of the other boards I belong to....an oldie - but goodie!

***we need to come up with some ideas of what the "Newf" would say :lol:

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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb...

  • GOLDEN RETRIEVER:

    The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
  • BORDER COLLIE:

    Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
  • DACHSHUND:

    You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
  • ROTTWEILER:

    Make me.
  • LAB:

    Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
  • TIBETAN TERRIER:

    Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
  • JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:

    I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
  • POODLE:

    I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
  • COCKER SPANIEL:

    Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
  • DOBERMAN:

    While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
  • BOXER:

    Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
  • CHIHUAHUA:

    Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
  • IRISH WOLFHOUND:

    Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
  • POINTER:

    I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
  • GREYHOUND:

    It isn't moving. Who cares?
  • AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG:

    First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
  • OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:

    Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
  • HOUND DOG:

    ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
CATS:

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...
 
R Taft

R Taft

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:lol: :lol: Tessa is a Border Collie cross Golden Retriever.....I can just imagine her arguing with her own two identities
 
dumainedogs

dumainedogs

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Don't know about Newf.. I'm still thinking about that one..
But Cardigan Corgi: Does it bounce? Can you throw it? If so, can I have that burnt out one? I promise to bring it back.. over and over and over!
 
CMDRTED

CMDRTED

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NEWF: Huh! zzzzzzzzzzz What? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Lightbulb ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Oh ZZZZZZZZZZZ OK ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:snore::snore:
 
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