Mary Kay & Guy Germaine
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A burglar broke into a house one night. Shining his flashlight
around, he decided to take a camera he saw. Putting it in his sack,
he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you--"
The burglar clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard
nothing more, he clicked the flashlight back on.
Silently pulling out a drawer, he was surveying the silver when clear as a bell he heard
the same voice saying "Jesus is watching you" again.
His flashlight came to rest on a parrot in the corner of the room.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yes," the parrot hissed back, "I'm
just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed.
"Warn me, huh? what's your name?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a
bird Moses?
"The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus," the
parrot replied.
around, he decided to take a camera he saw. Putting it in his sack,
he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you--"
The burglar clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard
nothing more, he clicked the flashlight back on.
Silently pulling out a drawer, he was surveying the silver when clear as a bell he heard
the same voice saying "Jesus is watching you" again.
His flashlight came to rest on a parrot in the corner of the room.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yes," the parrot hissed back, "I'm
just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed.
"Warn me, huh? what's your name?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a
bird Moses?
"The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus," the
parrot replied.
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