Some will believe it's mean, and some will laugh because it's true. Secretly, the ones who think it's mean really know it's true:
To Jungle Bells:
Naughty Newfs, Naughty Newfs, Naughty all the way,
Oh what fun it is to catch a Newf with a roll of toilet paper eh!
Naughty Newfs, Naughty Newfs, Naughty all the way,
Newfs are naughty and sneaky, that's all I have to Say.
Puppies are the worstest, there's nothing else to say,
They are into everything, from Kleanex to sox; for play! Eh!,
They'll shread you paper cross the room, and slobber water with delight!,
And eat your shoes, and and socks with various degrees of delight,
oh........Naughty Newfs, Naughty Newfs, Naughty all the way,
Oh what fun it is to catch a Newf with a roll of toilet paper eh!
Naughty Newfs, Naughty Newfs, Naughty all the way,
They are so naughty, all the lived long day. Eh! They'll snarf across your counter,
for snackies which they delight, they'll rumble in the Laundry Bin,
for clothes that they delight, Oh............................................,
Naughty Newfs, Naughty Newfs, Naughty all the way,
They are so naughty, all the lived long day. Eh!
Naughty Newfs, Naughty Newfs, Naughty all the way,
They are so naughty, They'll make you laugh all day.............
So as I said, Newfie Paws will be checking his List..................