Morning chuckle...
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ina/puusty
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Does yer medical insurance..pay fer damage, to moi... in Oregon........????????????????????? Goodlord that's CLAssic! 
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ina n HB n Kesa
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sven & Ole Died, and went to Hell....
One day the Devil was walking through Hell and saw Sven & Ole Standing with light coats zipped up and rubbing their arms..............
The Devil walked up to them and asked; "what are you two doing?"
Sven replied; "Were Sven & Ole, and it's a little cool down here!"
Well the Devil had never heard such a thing, and immediately called the Furnace Room and told them to turn up the heat about 300 degrees, thinking that will take care of that!.
The next day the Devil is walking in the area where he had been the day before and saw Sven & Ole again. This time Sven & Ole were dressed in long winter coats, fur hats, gloves, and blowing through their hands trying to warm up. The Devil was starting to get upset. He walked up to them and asked; "What's going on here!!!!!????"
This time Sven replied; "Hey-der, Were Sven & Ole and we thought it was getting sorta cold here, so were bundling up.
Well the Devil was put back a little by this, and walked off muttering to himself. He called the Furnace Room and told them to turn up the heat 1,000 degrees. As the Devil walked off he snickered, "That will teach them smartasses"!
Well the naxt day, the Devil decided to go back and see what Sven & Ole thought of the temperature now. When he reached the area Sven & Ole were in, he was so shocked he almost fell on the floor! There was Sven an Ole wearing Artic Pants, a Parka with fur hood and a Fur Hat. Heavy winter boots, Mittens, a scarf, stomping their feet, rubbing their arms and blowing into their hands. Shocked, the Devil walked up to them and said; What in the name of beezlebub are you doing.
Again Sven answered him. Hey-der! Were Sven & Ole and we're just freezin to death here.
Well the Devil was furious and fit to be tied. This time he stomped down to the furance room and found the Furance Chief. The devil told him, to turn off the heat and make is freezing, and then left.
The next thing you know, Hell was a frigid wasteland, with ice hanging from the ceiling, the lava pools frozen over and snow everywhere. Satisified the Devil returned to where Sven & Ole were. But when he got there.................
He found sven & Ole in T Shirts and Shorts Dancing and singing, smiling and laughing. Livid the Devil ran up to them and demanded to know what the Hell was going on.............Seven replied............
Hey-der! we're Sven and Ole, and Ole bet me $20.00 that it would be a COLD DAY IN HELL when Minnie-sota would win the Super Bowl!
OK That's MY Sven & Ole Joke
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Sven & Ole Died, and went to Hell....
One day the Devil was walking through Hell and saw Sven & Ole Standing with light coats zipped up and rubbing their arms..............
The Devil walked up to them and asked; "what are you two doing?"
Sven replied; "Were Sven & Ole, and it's a little cool down here!"
Well the Devil had never heard such a thing, and immediately called the Furnace Room and told them to turn up the heat about 300 degrees, thinking that will take care of that!.
The next day the Devil is walking in the area where he had been the day before and saw Sven & Ole again. This time Sven & Ole were dressed in long winter coats, fur hats, gloves, and blowing through their hands trying to warm up. The Devil was starting to get upset. He walked up to them and asked; "What's going on here!!!!!????"
This time Sven replied; "Hey-der, Were Sven & Ole and we thought it was getting sorta cold here, so were bundling up.
Well the Devil was put back a little by this, and walked off muttering to himself. He called the Furnace Room and told them to turn up the heat 1,000 degrees. As the Devil walked off he snickered, "That will teach them smartasses"!
Well the naxt day, the Devil decided to go back and see what Sven & Ole thought of the temperature now. When he reached the area Sven & Ole were in, he was so shocked he almost fell on the floor! There was Sven an Ole wearing Artic Pants, a Parka with fur hood and a Fur Hat. Heavy winter boots, Mittens, a scarf, stomping their feet, rubbing their arms and blowing into their hands. Shocked, the Devil walked up to them and said; What in the name of beezlebub are you doing.
Again Sven answered him. Hey-der! Were Sven & Ole and we're just freezin to death here.
Well the Devil was furious and fit to be tied. This time he stomped down to the furance room and found the Furance Chief. The devil told him, to turn off the heat and make is freezing, and then left.
The next thing you know, Hell was a frigid wasteland, with ice hanging from the ceiling, the lava pools frozen over and snow everywhere. Satisified the Devil returned to where Sven & Ole were. But when he got there.................
He found sven & Ole in T Shirts and Shorts Dancing and singing, smiling and laughing. Livid the Devil ran up to them and demanded to know what the Hell was going on.............Seven replied............
Hey-der! we're Sven and Ole, and Ole bet me $20.00 that it would be a COLD DAY IN HELL when Minnie-sota would win the Super Bowl!
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OK That's MY Sven & Ole Joke
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Tug
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No Sven & Ole joke, but an Ole story.
My Grandfather had a Swedish friend, right from the old country, back in the 30's, 40's, etc. His name was Ole Moas.
Kids, the way they butcher the language when they're learning it, can 'say the darndest things'.
And that's why Ole Moas was "Holy Moses" till they day he left us.
My Grandfather had a Swedish friend, right from the old country, back in the 30's, 40's, etc. His name was Ole Moas.
Kids, the way they butcher the language when they're learning it, can 'say the darndest things'.
And that's why Ole Moas was "Holy Moses" till they day he left us.
R Taft
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Now why do I hear that in an Irish accent......:lol: :lol: :lol: Or is that politically incorrect
