Yes, like I just caught him humping Great Aunt Grace
:!rolling::!rolling:
I think I love him. Mainly because this sounds just like my Maggie. She came 90 miles an hour at you, and didn't stop because there was a door. She hit the screen so hard one time she bounced off it and bent it so bad I had to kick it off the track and get the neighbor kids to stand on each end while I banged it back into shape ( flat ) with a sledgehammer.
And the humping. Oh, the humping. She figured out how to wrap her front leg around yours if you were moving away, and 9 times out of 10, that takes you down. Then the humping would commence. And it was always my poor daughter. Between getting her pants ripped off by the furry alligator and the humping, it's a wonder she even acknowledges Maggie.
It does get better. And think of the stories you'll have!