Gorgeous Newf Desk

CMDRTED

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While you two "buckos" are distracted by your banter and "It's mine" tug of war, one very determined and seasoned bidder is biding her time...:coffeepaper:
Bide away, and join the fray, in the end, I'll smile and then...................put the desk in Judy's room (yea I know it doesn't rhyme).:!rolling::!rolling::kiss:
 

CMDRTED

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Pennies, smennies......................I was just polishing my butt kickin shoes!

I wrote a poem just for you:

Birdie, birdie in the sky,
My Newfie will fling a flooger in your eye,
Up above the World so high,
Get away from my desk, or I'll poke your eye..................:!rolling:
:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:​
 

pawsx12

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This surely makes me laugh! The fact that so many people are interested in the desk makes me smile....
 

merrymutts

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You gotta catch me first Ted....remember to look in the couch for those pennies. Besides, even when you're the loser you'll get a second chance at the National.
 

CMDRTED

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I can see the sweat on your brow.

Today's Poem:

Roses are Red;
Violets are Blue;
You ain't gettin the Desk;
Ha Ha Hoo Hoo;

You're beating your head;
Against the Door;
I'll have Ricky Fart;
and You'll fall on the Floor;

So give up now;
You don't have a chance;
Cause I'm the best bidder;
When it comes to the desk!
:kiss::kiss::slap::slap::kiss::kiss:​
 

pawsx12

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Maybe GAD could add a THREAD area with POEM/POETRY challenges..... What a novel idea. We have some poets and maybe they don't know it yet!!
 

CMDRTED

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T-I-M-E -- S-C-H-I-M-E
YOU'RE OUTA TIME!


Today's Poem

It's time to rhyme;
for Susan's dime;
It's a shame, cause she's a dame;
and cannot shoudler the blame.

She's outta luck;
cause she doesn't have enough buck;
to buy the desk today.

Tis a shame;
cause in a way;
She's as nice as nice can be.

But the Desk they say;
is on it's way;
to Zion, in Northern Illinois.

Tis a shame;
That Susan's out of play;
But comes a day;
she must realize, it's that way;
and go away, away be gone;
For the Desk's aboard;
the Commander's hoard.

So sail away;
Away she sailed;
On the Newfie Sea;
Susan set sail;
Deskless, and forlorne;
Susan did morn;
That alas, she did fail.

:uglyhammer::neener::kiss::neener::uglyhammer:
 

merrymutts

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Ricky says.....BABA....LOSER....how embarassing is that, Ted, to know his....LAUGHING at you.....

Good Boy, Ricky
 

CMDRTED

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I could do the poem Ricky came up with, but I told him it was a Limerick, and I couldn't post it;

It did start:

There once was a girl named Susan,
Whose Desk she was a loosin................:oops:
 
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