Folks
Got this in intracompany mail friday.
If you want to keep riding a dead horse, here are some possible strategies:
1. Buy a stronger whip.
2. Change riders.
3. Threaten the horse with termination.
4. Appoint a committee to study the horse.
5. Arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Lower the standards so that dead horses can be included.
7. Reclassify the dead horse as "living-impaired".
8. Hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
9. Harness several dead horses together to increase speed.
10. Provide additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
11. Do a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
12. Declare that the dead horse carries lower overhead and therefore contributes more to the bottom line than some other horses.
13. Rewrite the expected performance requirements for all horses.
14. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
Got this in intracompany mail friday.
If you want to keep riding a dead horse, here are some possible strategies:
1. Buy a stronger whip.
2. Change riders.
3. Threaten the horse with termination.
4. Appoint a committee to study the horse.
5. Arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Lower the standards so that dead horses can be included.
7. Reclassify the dead horse as "living-impaired".
8. Hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
9. Harness several dead horses together to increase speed.
10. Provide additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
11. Do a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
12. Declare that the dead horse carries lower overhead and therefore contributes more to the bottom line than some other horses.
13. Rewrite the expected performance requirements for all horses.
14. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.