Dead Horse - enjoy

afreas

Member
Folks
Got this in intracompany mail friday.

If you want to keep riding a dead horse, here are some possible strategies:

1. Buy a stronger whip.
2. Change riders.
3. Threaten the horse with termination.
4. Appoint a committee to study the horse.
5. Arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Lower the standards so that dead horses can be included.
7. Reclassify the dead horse as "living-impaired".
8. Hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
9. Harness several dead horses together to increase speed.
10. Provide additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
11. Do a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
12. Declare that the dead horse carries lower overhead and therefore contributes more to the bottom line than some other horses.
13. Rewrite the expected performance requirements for all horses.
14. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
 

newfloverqc

New member
Originally posted by Greg L:
15. Take pictures of said horse.
16. Enter pictures into a meaningless contest :rolleyes:



17. Tell all your internet friends to vote for YOUR picture of a dead horse, not the other picture of a dead horse.

 

sarnewfie

New member
Nasty steve, you sure have had quite the cattitude of late.
so tell me, what have i done to you to piss you off?
And hey
why dont we keep fanning the flames
:rolleyes:

[ 07-11-2005, 02:33 PM: Message edited by: sarnewfie ]
 

Varmint

Inactive Member
I have to say that I absolutely LOVE it when the mods cause problems too!!!

-sniff, sniff- makes me proud!

 

newfloverqc

New member
Originally posted by sarnewfie:
Nasty steve, you sure have had quite the cattitude of late.
so tell me, what have i done to you to piss you off?
And hey
why dont we keep fanning the flames
:rolleyes:
Just a joke, SAR.

Don't appreciate it, I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I offended you in any way shape or form. Wasn't even directed at you, and I'm not even sure what "flames" you are talking about.

[ 07-11-2005, 02:39 PM: Message edited by: newfloverqc ]
 

Annie Milliron

Alpha Goddess
FWIW, I didn't think that Steve was targeting anyone.... I just figured he was just joining us in today's frivolity.

I think we all need to lighten up and chill. And well, I'm reluctant to do this, but I've got to get to the store. Can't wait to get back to my "MOD CHAIR" and see what transpires while I'm gone.... :rolleyes:
 

Varmint

Inactive Member
Annie's back -

I thought I would bump this up so Annie can see what the two of you have been whispering about.....

 

Annie Milliron

Alpha Goddess
Well, this is certainly not what I expected to find. and FWIW, my legs are too short to kick anyone in their posterior.... I'd only end up on mine..... :rolleyes:
 

Varmint

Inactive Member
You know, you do have alot of friends on here that would be more than happy to help you out!!!

 
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