Why Italian Women need therapy

darkwingnut

darkwingnut

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Phone Call:
Italian Mother: 'Hello?'

Daughter: 'Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?'

Italian Mother: 'You're going out?'

Daughter: 'Yes.'

Italian Mother: 'With whom?'

Daughter: 'With a friend.'

Italian Mother: 'I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.'

Daughter: 'MOM, I didn't leave him. He left me!'

Italian Mother: 'You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies
and nobodies.'

Daughter: 'MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?'

Italian Mother: 'I never left you to go out with anybody except your
father.'

Daughter: 'There are lots of things that you did and I don't.'

Italian Mother: 'What are you hinting at?'

Daughter: 'Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over
tonight..'

Italian Mother: 'You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?'

Daughter: 'MA its My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!'

Italian Mother: 'So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?'

Daughter: 'MOM, He's not a loser.'

Italian Mother: 'A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.'

Daughter: 'MA, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?'

Italian Mother: 'Poor children with such a mother.'

Daughter: 'Such a what?'

Italian Mother: 'With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.'

Daughter: 'ENOUGH MA!!!'

Italian Mother: 'Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!'

Daughter: 'Great MA, Now you're worried about the loser?'

Italian Mother: 'Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him immediately.'

Daughter: 'Goodbye, mother.'

Italian Mother: 'Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?'

Daughter: 'I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!'

Italian Mother: 'If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?


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darkwingnut

darkwingnut

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Codes said:
:LMAO:

Makes me thankful I'm Irish.......:devil2:
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Like Irish mothers are better ??? :icon_cool:


This was sent to me by an Italian woman in my office. She works in an area with 3 other Italian women, so I keep telling them I've visiting Little Italy whenever I have to head there.. :joker:
 
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IndysDad

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darkwingnut said:
Like Irish mothers are better ??? :icon_cool:


This was sent to me by an Italian woman in my office. She works in an area with 3 other Italian women, so I keep telling them I've visiting Little Italy whenever I have to head there.. :joker:
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In the US, if you said that in a work environment and anyone took offense to it, not just who you said it to but anyone that heard it, you would likely find yourself in a Human Resources office explaining why you said it.

I know of a Sales manager who took his team of men and women out for a dinner one night. At the dinner he said to the guys that if one of themcould close yxz amount of deals in the next 30 days he would give him the home phone numbers of the women on the team. He was obviously joking however there was another co worker from another department at the place that night that heard it said. She complained to HR about it and said she found it offensive. The next day he was brought in to explain why he said that. 30 days later, he was fired for poor performance. It seems his team had a down month. I wonder how that happened.
 
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