Watch out! Newfs are evil...

RiverTheNewf

New member
Heart stealers! I posted awhile back about the new boyfriend who had his doubts about sharing space with two hairy, slobbery beasts that blatantly ignore all concepts of personal boundaries. How dare you go to the bathroom alone?!?

I'm only writing this because I don't think he's found this corner of the internet yet...but Mike has been hooked, firmly, by the giant hearts of these big beasts. The moment I knew for sure was when he made them stockings...with hand-written notes addressed to each dog. I also walk in on baby talk and snuggles so often that I should probably be jealous. The other day he turned to me and said, "Don't get a big head, but I think River's probably the smartest dog I ever met." He's constantly teaching her new tricks. Like he'll ask her what grumpy people say, and she groans, moans and growls. It's hilarious. He's tolerating the hair and slobber with admirable grace.

My absolute favorite moment so far in watching him and the dogs figure each other out went like this:

I travel a lot for work, and he called me in a panic after a couple days. "River is refusing to eat! For the last two days she'll just sit by her bowl and refuse to eat!" I said, "What did you do about it?" He said, "Well, I put cheese on her food so she would eat it!" After I got done laughing, I told him that she had definitely figured him out. Just thought I'd share the joy that this brings me with you guys!
 

Newfs Forever

New member
Love me, love my dogs!!!! If he/she cares enough about you, they will learn quickly!

Just like I tell anyone coming into this house, "wash and wear only"! If you wear something fancy, shmancy, and you get slimed, it's your fault, not mine nor the furheimers living here!
 
Sounds like you boyfriend has been "Newfed" That happened to my Mom if you read all the rules and restrictions that we had to live by if Snuffles moved in our house. Of course about all the rules are no more. And what is really funny, the fur and drool does not really bother her, but when on the phone to some people, she will rant and rave about the fur and drool, I think just to tell her friends what she thinks they want to hear.
 

lmfoltyn

New member
Those newfs know how to weave their magic even on the hardest of "no dogs" people...great story and good luck to you!
 

cmorgan.1505

New member
haha how awesome! Before Thor, I use to HATE the hair and would just about gag when my husbands dog Bear's hair would end up in my plate. Yeah, I got over that very quickly and now I laugh because we even find Thor hair in our plates when we go out to eat because it falls off our clothes. These dogs won me over very fast.
 
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