Thor, this is Ricky. Wow-zer-WOW!! So youre getting Tutored, man are you going to like it. Being supersmart is the Balm! I get more Hugs and smoochers now than I did before becomming tutored. Let me tell you my story:
Part 1
Aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!! Help me!
Guys, this is Ricky. I need someone to HELP ME!!!!!! Everything was OK this morning when I got up cause Dad had to go to his new job. Well....at least I though so.
First, I didn't get my usual gallon of water, which, while important, wasn't the end of the world. Then........NO SNACKY or breaskfast!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck????? I think.
So Dad's leaving for work, and he calls me. Well I thought this was great, cause I thunked that Dad and me were going out to breaskfast or it was take a handsome smoochin machine to work day, or somthin like that.
So after a while, I notice that we pull into the parking place when my favorite Doggy Doctor is (he has these great snackies). I didn't think mucxh of that cause we go there to use the big scale all the time. BTW I'm 108 lbs of slim trim smoochin machine (eat your heart out Nanook!).
So I get weighed, and then Margureet (she's my special smoochin Vet Tech), comes and gets me. She tells Dad that they'll call when I'm ready. So I ask "What-do-you-mean-When-I'm-Ready???? Dad says that I'm going to have my
bowling balls CHOPPED OFF!!!!!!!!, and have my hips and elbows xrayed.
What ta HECK! does that mean???? I'm tellin ya, I'm sorta nervous now! I didn't even know, I knew how to bowl! Anyway, I'm askin for some help here. I understand the xray thing Mom & Dad have a T Shirt with a Landseer and an Xray, so I get that, but this
Bowling Ball thing, I jus doan get! So I think I need someone to come and rescue me. PLEASE!!!! Now I'm wondering why Dad handed Margureet a pair of Underware that belongs to some guy named Calvin?
Part II -
An Open letter from Ricky;
First off I'm fine, I don't understand what the fuss was about. I was told that I was a very good boy by all the Vet Tech, and I got plenty of hugs from them (they are all girls, so it was a bouns day, as I SMOOCHED THAM ALL!
Hello everyone! I just wanted you all to know how proud I am of my Dad.
He is the best. Now I understand why he took me to the Vet yesterday.
He was having me
Tutored! I'm tellin you I'm so smart now, I almost
can't stand it.
When I came home I was sorta tired, and not really hungry. I'm not sure
exactly why, but I was told it had to do with the Tutoring. I also
found myself when I woke up wearing someone named Calvin's underware. I
don't know who this Calvin guy is, but he does have taste, and a fashion
sense.
My sister Oreo also knows how smart I am. I told her I was
Tutored, and
then jumped up on her back. She fell to the floor and with all four
legs in the air was laughing so hard, cause I knew she was thinking
about how jealous all the other dogs would be knowing I was
Tutored and
now super smart.
So far everything's OK with being a super brain, but I noticed when I
walk, I don't have that big bag between my legs bouncing back and forth
when I walk. It's sorta distracting, but with the "Calvin's" (at least
that's what I call them), I can now store a bag of ice there, so it's
kinda convenient. I heard Mom saying something about frozen peas, personally I like Limas better, but what-da-hey!
Anyway, I got off the subject. I just wanted to let everyone know how
cool my Dad is and Mom too.
Signed;
Ricky
Mr. Smooch - The Worlds Greatest Smoocher
Super Brain -
Tutored for smartness!
Receiver of extra treats and lotsa girl hugs!
PS - Anyone want to know the value of Pi?
Buddy, Hope this Helps.........Your Pal;
Ricky
