Things youd never say if you didnt have a dog

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Murphys_Gurl

Inactive Member
These are some things i rattled off my head , add some if you like .
1.Dont lick my feet
2.Dont lick my armpit.
3.Dont lick my face
4.My teeth dont need to be cleaned twice.
 
D

dogger

New member
...put the cat down
... spit the cat out
... dont eat the dead frog
... get your head out of the toilet
... why is the phone in the pasture?
... do not eat the furniture.
 
Z

Zeusmom

Inactive Member
Wow! Look how far that slime flung!

You CAN'T fit in there!

I don't need my face washed again!

I already got a shower, thanks.

Look at you.........your mouth is like a faucet
 
J

jabear

Inactive Member
- Don't shake the water off right next me.
- Contain all drool to your mouth and not the car seats, windows, etc.
- Put your head back inside the car
- The vacuum cleaner asked if you would stop shedding already
 
logan

logan

New member
31-put your water bowl down
32-bring back my shoe
33-stop chasing the cat
34-dont chew that you have plenty of toys to chew on
 
Khiori

Khiori

New member
Or worse yet - as one is sniffing the ground the other comes along and begins to pee on it . . .

LEO DON'T PEE ON SOLO'S HEAD!

:x
 
Liz

Liz

New member
Troy, the bird food is for the BIRDS!

No, you may NOT take your stuffie outside to play!

Tum here, Mama's wittle floofy newfy!

BABY PUPPYFEET!!!!! (Must be said in a loudly shouting voice immediately upon arrival home from work).
 
Annie Milliron

Annie Milliron

Alpha Goddess
Stop pulling on my stockings... get them out of your mouth right now... oh look what you've done... there's a run in them.....
 
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