Things youd never do/say if you didnt have a dog

[Murphys_Gurl]

These are some things i rattled off my head , add some if you like .
1.Dont lick my feet
2.Dont lick my armpit.
3.Dont lick my face
4.My teeth dont need to be cleaned twice.
5.Get out of the Toilet
6.Bury your bone somewhere else
7.Dont shake
8.Ewwwww slobber
9.Lay down
10.Good boy/Good girl
11.order and extra happy meal
12.Buy a bigger couch
13.get thinner
Add some

 

[kzdz]

This one came up last night from DH,

"Is this jar dog peanut butter or people peanut butter?"

Kelli

 

[Sound Bay Newfs]

This is one of my favorites that my son said once. "Where did my sandwich go??"

Cute topic!

 

[sarnewfie]

mine are plentiful
where did the toidy paper go???
where did my eggs go?
where did my rubber glove for my work go?
wich vit are doggie and wich are for us?
the dogs eat better than we do (said many times by the hubby)
the fridge has more food for them than for us!
LOL
can you guys move just a bit so i can squeeze on the bed to???

 

[Liz]

Dog or people peanut butter?!

I didn't know anybody but Bob and me said that!