pjcarbone
Inactive Member
Soprano Updates:
1. President Bush has hired AJ as his special advisor on the Iraq war.
2. Meadow is teaching classes on parellel parking.
3. Cammile is teaching baby birds how to stick their head in the sand.
4. Uncle Junior has broke out of the asylum, thinks he's OJ, and was last seen playing golf.
5. Sil comes out of the coma, but thinks he's a fricking rock star.
6. Paulie and the cat are opening a show together on Broadway.
7. Carlo choked on a giant pickle and met an untimely death.
8. Sil remembers he's not a rock star long enough to put a few more slugs in ADE's head to end this idiotic chatter about whether she might have survived Sil pumping her with lead before.
9. Dr. Melfi's business is thriving, as Sorpano fans are lined up around the block trying to get in to see her.
10. Bobby comes alive long enough to announce being dead beats being married to Janice.
11. Janice marries her step son to get Bobby's money.
12. Tony screws up again, but is careful to explain that it is his mama's fault.
1. President Bush has hired AJ as his special advisor on the Iraq war.
2. Meadow is teaching classes on parellel parking.
3. Cammile is teaching baby birds how to stick their head in the sand.
4. Uncle Junior has broke out of the asylum, thinks he's OJ, and was last seen playing golf.
5. Sil comes out of the coma, but thinks he's a fricking rock star.
6. Paulie and the cat are opening a show together on Broadway.
7. Carlo choked on a giant pickle and met an untimely death.
8. Sil remembers he's not a rock star long enough to put a few more slugs in ADE's head to end this idiotic chatter about whether she might have survived Sil pumping her with lead before.
9. Dr. Melfi's business is thriving, as Sorpano fans are lined up around the block trying to get in to see her.
10. Bobby comes alive long enough to announce being dead beats being married to Janice.
11. Janice marries her step son to get Bobby's money.
12. Tony screws up again, but is careful to explain that it is his mama's fault.