Uh... nice language for a 3.5 year old...
I recall visiting the "snake pit" (south until you smell it, east until you step in it) one time, and noticing a particular family of Buckeye fans. Mother, father and son all sported matching mullets, and all three were screaming obscenities at our bus (Michigan Marching Band bus) as we arrived. Welcome to Columbus. Lovely.
Unfortunately for both UofM and OSU, the most memorable fans are usually not alumni! lol.
That brings me to a joke you'll like, Laura:
A Spartan, a Buckeye, and a Wolverine were all using the bathroom at the same time. The Spartan, upon finishing, washed his hands quickly using only a drop of soap and minimal water, and dried his hands on his shirt. He proudly announced, "At Michigan State University they taught us to be environmentally conscious." The Buckeye, upon finishing, washed his hands vigorously, using plenty of soap and water, and dried his hands completely using the paper provided. He boasted, "At THE
Ohio State University, they taught us to be very thorough." The Wolverine, upon finishing, skipped the soap, water, and towels and went right out the door saying, "At Michigan, they taught us not to p**s on our hands."
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