Men!

[breeze50uk]

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe!

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of
the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied .
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience
for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to
death.!
AMEN

 

[jane]

OH...How true it is

 

[Murphy]

Can't wait for the "men" to chime in.. Their poor bruised ego's will not be able to handle such an assault.. LOLLLLL

 

[Julie/windancer]

.."Womens faults are ,many, Men have only two. Everything they say, and Everything they do ..."

Julie (smile)

 

[Mary Kay & Guy Germaine]

Originally posted by Murphy:
Can't wait for the "men" to chime in.. Their poor bruised ego's will not be able to handle such an assault.. LOLLLLL

Are you kidding???? I thought it was hilarious.
If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right laughing at others.

 

[luvxl k 9]

 

[breeze50uk]

Bumping it up for the morning crew!