Joke for the day...1 bad word

Sherry1999

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1 bad word in it.....



LADY'S YEARLY EXAM

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks.

'135,' I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my

weight is 180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?'


'5 foot 4,' I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure

5'2'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it

is very high.

'Of course it's high!' I scream,

'When I came in here I was tall and

slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch!! :beer:
 
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