Face of a monster!!!!!

debrand

New member
Beware! This evil creature got into my freezer last night and ate half a crispy duck, a quiche, four burgers and several cubes of frozen fish food!!!! It is incedibly large and this morning it is also incredibly smelly Don't be lulled in a false sense of security by the fact it has only been spotted in Norther Ireland so far as it is a good swimmer-so nowhere on the planet is safe!!! :mad:

 

victoria1140

Active member
oh dear we'd better start barricading the cupboards,has a oastguard alert been placed to warn us of the danger of the intercontinental swimming and eating newf

we have had to put child proof locks on everything here as two of ours act like a tag team and can get into most things if they arent locked or strapped shut.

hope there are no poorly tums from it but I bet he was happy with his gourmet feast
 
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