Dearest Antares,
Dearest Antares,
I would like to apply for the position of President of your Fan Club. I promise to squeal when I hear your name, and sigh heavily whenever I see your photo. My heart will race with anticipation as I scan the forums searching for a subject line that contains "Antares" and I am almost certain I'll have a coronary if ever I see you in video.
Thank you for considering me.
Forever yours,
Shel... where is a swoony emoticon when you need one?