missmadel
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Hi! I'm Cooper Newf and I'd like to tell you about the crazy day I had yesterday. First thing in the morning I decided to relieve myself in my mom and dad's bathroom. It seemed like a really good idea at the time. It was raining outside after all. But then mom made some really angry noises and wagged her finger at me and gave me a "time out" on the front porch! Whatever??!!
Well, time out wasn't so bad. I got a visit from my friend Oscar. He's the man who adopted my brother Riley. Riley wasn't happy here because he always wished he could be bigger than me and our big brother, Big Fella. Oscar came and told me and mom about how Riley is best friends with 2 GOATS!! I always knew that guy had some screws loose and now this confirms it!! Oscar says Riley is very happy though so that's good for him. I guess. Then mom told Oscar that I was waiting for the groomer to come because I stink!
Now let me tell you about this stink of mine. I had been working on it for a little while now and it was just about what I'd call perfect! You know, a stink you can be proud of. Well, when that grooming truck pulled up I knew I'd have to take some desperate measures to try and save my stink! The timing was perfect! Mom wanted dad to help get me into the grooming truck but he had been playing in the mud and got his golf cart stuck in it (dad's so cool!) So, that meant mom and Jessica the Groomer had me all by theirself. Hehe!! I made a break for it and ran!! I got all the way down to the lake, but then I realized they were chasing after me. Mom yelled, "Don't you do it Cooper!!" and she gave me the fantastic idea to jump in the lake and swim with the ducks!! Well, those dumb ducks left me there so I had to haul myself out of the lake and wouldn't you know, there was mom and Jessica waiting when I got out. Darn. Well, the stink was fun while it lasted. In one last hurrah I made sure Jessica knew what it was like to have a bath.
I got all cleaned up. Now mom keeps telling me how gorgeous I am and I smell (gag) fresh and (choke) clean. She even sanitized my bed in the washing machine. That stink is gone, gone, gone!! My fun wasn't over though. My little bitty mom stood over me to put my collar on and I stood up and took her for a ride! I couldn't tell if she was laughing or screaming though so I put her down. Then dad gave me a new football and we went out and tossed it around for a while. I'd have to say my three favorite things are football, swimming and that wonderful stink I had to bid farewell to. It was a pretty good day all in all. The stink may be gone but at least mom huggs me back now instead of running away and yelling "Don't touch me, you stink!!"
I love my mom and dad. I hope we have lots of more days just like this one!
Well, time out wasn't so bad. I got a visit from my friend Oscar. He's the man who adopted my brother Riley. Riley wasn't happy here because he always wished he could be bigger than me and our big brother, Big Fella. Oscar came and told me and mom about how Riley is best friends with 2 GOATS!! I always knew that guy had some screws loose and now this confirms it!! Oscar says Riley is very happy though so that's good for him. I guess. Then mom told Oscar that I was waiting for the groomer to come because I stink!
Now let me tell you about this stink of mine. I had been working on it for a little while now and it was just about what I'd call perfect! You know, a stink you can be proud of. Well, when that grooming truck pulled up I knew I'd have to take some desperate measures to try and save my stink! The timing was perfect! Mom wanted dad to help get me into the grooming truck but he had been playing in the mud and got his golf cart stuck in it (dad's so cool!) So, that meant mom and Jessica the Groomer had me all by theirself. Hehe!! I made a break for it and ran!! I got all the way down to the lake, but then I realized they were chasing after me. Mom yelled, "Don't you do it Cooper!!" and she gave me the fantastic idea to jump in the lake and swim with the ducks!! Well, those dumb ducks left me there so I had to haul myself out of the lake and wouldn't you know, there was mom and Jessica waiting when I got out. Darn. Well, the stink was fun while it lasted. In one last hurrah I made sure Jessica knew what it was like to have a bath.
I got all cleaned up. Now mom keeps telling me how gorgeous I am and I smell (gag) fresh and (choke) clean. She even sanitized my bed in the washing machine. That stink is gone, gone, gone!! My fun wasn't over though. My little bitty mom stood over me to put my collar on and I stood up and took her for a ride! I couldn't tell if she was laughing or screaming though so I put her down. Then dad gave me a new football and we went out and tossed it around for a while. I'd have to say my three favorite things are football, swimming and that wonderful stink I had to bid farewell to. It was a pretty good day all in all. The stink may be gone but at least mom huggs me back now instead of running away and yelling "Don't touch me, you stink!!"
I love my mom and dad. I hope we have lots of more days just like this one!
