poor elmo

[jeva]

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The
>>
>> personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to
work
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>> promptly at 8:00 AM.
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>> The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
door.
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>>
>> The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new
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>> employee.
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>> He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The
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>> foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to
show
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>> him the problem.
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>> Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of
the
>>
>> line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for
the
>>
>> Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little
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>> piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the
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>> little package between Elmo's legs.
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>> The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several
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>> minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and
says,
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>> "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to
give
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>> Elmo two test tickles."
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>>
>>

 

[ina/puusty]

Oh shoot..now to craft the repairs! Clip-clip..CRASH. Clip-clip..CRASH.... ina n HB

 

[ina/puusty]

( As in..they WERE using inch and a quarter 1912 aggies..weren't they? ina n HB

 

[Clcsidi]

 

[tsunami]

Ina <snort> ... I'm gonna take my bag of marbles and run ... aggies, peewees, bennies, steelies, rainbows, cat's eye, and haul ...

 

[luvxl k 9]

 

[ina/puusty]

...was it something I said?... ina n HB