Joke

GAD

GAD

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"How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of
us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

German Shepherd: I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes
rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go ahead--make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

Lab: ME!, ME! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Chow Chow: I'm with the Malamute. After I take my nap, that is!

Akita: I'm with the Chow and Malamute! What's for dinner?

Jack Russell Terrier or Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it!
Give me another twenty jumps,... and it's mine, ALL mine!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there!

What would your Newf say?

GAD
 
GAD

GAD

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Cozy: It doesn't matter how many dogs help as long as they understand that I'm in charge!

Daisy: Is the bulb on the couch? No. 'nuff said.

GAD
 
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Theresa

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Malia would say "Ask Boomer to do it." Then she'd lay her head back down between her paws. Boomer would say "Will you throw that for me so I can catch it?"
 
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Spangksb

Inactive Member
Ozzy would first tilt his head and look at you so intently and say....

"Huh-h-h-h??? What did you say? Huh-h-h?"

But, that only lasts a couple seconds before he would be wagging his tail and all excited to be a big helper.

"OK.... now where's my carrot?" That's his favorite treat.


SARA (Ozzy's Mom)
 
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Lynne

New member
I think most of mine would want to know if they could EAT it!! But Faith would ask that we PUHLEEZE not leave it under the pillow, as it might disturb her nap!
Lynne
 
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Theresa

Inactive Member
LOL Lynn at disturbing her nap. I know what you mean. Malia will take a nap on the kitchen floor right in front of the sink. She isn't exactly small so it's so hard to get around her. I know they sleep for hours in a 24 hour period but I still try to step over her so I don't disturb her sleep! I always say to her "Oh don't move Malia...no,no, don't try to get up on my account!" LOL, and she doesn't move!
 
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