"How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of
us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
German Shepherd: I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes
rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go ahead--make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.
Lab: ME!, ME! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Chow Chow: I'm with the Malamute. After I take my nap, that is!
Akita: I'm with the Chow and Malamute! What's for dinner?
Jack Russell Terrier or Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it!
Give me another twenty jumps,... and it's mine, ALL mine!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there!
What would your Newf say?
GAD
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of
us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
German Shepherd: I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes
rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go ahead--make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.
Lab: ME!, ME! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Chow Chow: I'm with the Malamute. After I take my nap, that is!
Akita: I'm with the Chow and Malamute! What's for dinner?
Jack Russell Terrier or Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it!
Give me another twenty jumps,... and it's mine, ALL mine!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there!
What would your Newf say?
GAD