Julie/windancer
Inactive Member
Christmas Joke
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>Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
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>Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this
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>holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess
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>something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
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>The first man fumbled through his pockets and
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>pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents
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>a candle", he said.
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>"You may pass through the pearly
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>gates" Saint Peter said.
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>The second man reached into his pocket
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>and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
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>them and said, "They're bells."
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>Saint Peter said "You may pass through
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>the pearly gates".
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>The third man started searching desperately
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>through his pockets and finally pulled out a
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>pair of women's panties.
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>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
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>eyebrow and asked,"And just what do those
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>symbolize?
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>The man replied," "These are Carols."
(Is that better, Greg?????)
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>
>
>Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
>
>Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this
>
>holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess
>
>something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
>
>
>
>The first man fumbled through his pockets and
>
>pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents
>
>a candle", he said.
>
>
>
>"You may pass through the pearly
>
>gates" Saint Peter said.
>
>
>
>The second man reached into his pocket
>
>and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
>
>them and said, "They're bells."
>
>
>
>Saint Peter said "You may pass through
>
>the pearly gates".
>
>
>
>
>
>The third man started searching desperately
>
>through his pockets and finally pulled out a
>
>pair of women's panties.
>
>
>
>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
>
>eyebrow and asked,"And just what do those
>
>symbolize?
>
>
>
>The man replied," "These are Carols."
(Is that better, Greg?????)
>
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