How Bad IS The Economy???

[Mary Kay & Guy Germaine]

The economy is so bad :

. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
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. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
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. Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM cars.
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. McDonalds introduced the 1/4-ouncer.
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. People in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
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. Jury duty is now considered a high paying job
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. People in Ethiopia are donating money to The American Relief Fund.
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. Motel Six won't leave the light on.
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. The Mafia is laying off judges.
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. The bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds"...and you're not sure if they meant you or
them.

 

[ardeagold]

:lol:

But SS Managers are still having "De-stress" parties, to the tune of $700K!! Gotta love it!

 

[ina/puusty]

New to me..and ..loving it!!! (learning their childrens names..yeah..a rough life..comin' down the pike..for sure.. ina n HB n Kesa

 

[Windancer]

meanwhile, the poo folks are forgetting they even have kids, let alone their names, as they are out hustling 24/7 for food...

 

[Sherry1999]

Maybe them por folks... me included will have health care

 

[ardeagold]

And you're from Texas you say? Transplant??? LOL

 

[Windancer]

they all ready do....it's called medicade....ya know..goes with food stamps, and government housing. true liberals

 

[ina/puusty]

Bless you Julie..that means I am NOT a 'real' liberal..because I never had food stamps and government housing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I'm 'washed clean in the truth'..here I stand..pure as the driven snow..thank you Julie!!! ...ina n HB n Kesa..( shhh pups..hunker under that second hedge and keeeeppp very quiet.. 'Auntie Julie' hasn't been to the farm here..so's she won't know exactly where..we are hiding out..)

 

[Sherry1999]

Oh Ina... me neither I am a Texan... all the way yeee hawwww

 

[IndysDad]

LOL very good!

 

[Windancer]

LOL Ina..... but I used to live in Texas..if that matters