Health Canada Warning !!!!

[darkwingnut]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

:tequila::beer:


P.S. also effective remedy for watching the stock market ticker

 

[Baloo]

OMG....I think I have it!!!! Must get to antidote immediately!!!!

 

[ina/puusty]

Hear hear..and if the car won't start..I'll take the tractor..and the cops be damned!! ina n HB(she can ride on the fender..)

 

[2newffamily]

Grocery store???? That work's in Quebec, but unfortunately not in Ontario. Good thing I live on the border. I get all my "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)" at the Metro in St. Zotique. I must say, tho, Ontario has much better Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE).