Dogs Peeves About Humans

sarnewfie

sarnewfie

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I thought this funny and hope it doesnt offend....

Dog's Pet Peeves About Humans:

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG YOU IDIOT!!

3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything
while you're gone (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little
like cat butt?).

4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyhow?

5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

6. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy
carpet?

7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing ... idiot.

8. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Without an opposing digit,
how am I supposed to hold a washcloth?

9. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

11. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far
behind schedule that puts me?

12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when
I freak out every time we go back.

13. The sleight of hand, fake fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a
proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
 
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Greg L

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14.
And just what do you think that you are doing peeing in my water bowl ... and then closing the lid.


One of these nights you will find a present in your slippers....
 
macgirl13ca

macgirl13ca

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1) I am curious about taking Bubba back to the vet tonite to get the stitches out . . . he used to LOVE going there, I wonder how he's going to take it now.
2) I have given up the toilet seat fight, in our place it now stays up (sorry ladies). I being the only female in the household have given into the males and now agree it stays up for everyone's benefit. Short of tying the lid down, you can't keep Bubba out of it and I don't like sitting on a wet seat.
 
AngusMcDubhsMom

AngusMcDubhsMom

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To Bubba's mom: Angus was never allowed to drink out of the toilet, so he doesn't know. We went to a friends house, who have 2 Newfs and when I said Angus was thirsty, she led him to the bathroom and showed him the toilet. He looked at it and then stared at her as if to say, "you want me to drink out of THAT"!LOL
Anne
 
BluwaterNewfs

BluwaterNewfs

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Just because you don't allow toilet drinking in your house, don't think that Angus won't try given the opportunity to discovery it himself.

My dogs are not allowed to drink from th toilet and we the lids down. We were visiting one Cole's sisters and he wondered into the bathroom looking for me and next thing I know, I walk in there and there he is drinking form the toilet bowl!
 
brady

brady

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When you think about it, some toilet bowls may be cleaner than what they are eating off the ground! We keep the lid down as well, I really don't care if they drink out of it (we don't use chemicals either) but I hate walking in the bathroom and slipping on the wet floor. I am not good either Laurene.
 
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Marthas Vineyard Newfie

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Pat.. well when you think about it..( breaking the rules ) who's rules are we breaking, anyway :D I do a LOT of things very diffrently with my Newfie than a lot of other people. Yep, I have 7 books on Newfs and caring for your dog, I read them all, and apply the information that works for me. I should write a book on breaking all the "Rules"
Murphy is becoming exactly the kind of dog I want him to be, by MY rules ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
brady

brady

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Laurene we probably have those same books. I read every book I could get my hands on. When we got Brady I was so afraid of "ruining" him some how. Our guys are very happy and loving and of course the two most beautiful newfs around and I bet everyone here has the same!
 
AngusMcDubhsMom

AngusMcDubhsMom

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Yep, read all the books and was a nervous wreck I'd "ruin" the dog. But he's mine and I love him, even if he's not perfect...neither am I.
 
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Greg L

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It is sad when they can't keep their minds on OT stuff :( .You would think that after having one topic tossed out of here they would have all straightened up but noooooo. :rolleyes:

Greg :D
 
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Greg L

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I agree.

However after spending 14 hours at the local Scout Troop's annual fund raiser (I really shouldn't complain as they get all the money they need for the year in one day as opposed to many smaller ones), my butt is dragging down somewhere around my knees. Because of my feet screaming after 14 hours of standing on concrete, I'm applying some liquid pain killer. Thus the new topic.

Greg
 
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