Another joke

shawn

Inactive Member
A woman found a genie bottle. She rubbed the bottle and out popped the genie ready to grant her 3 wishes.

He told her that before she wished for anything, he needed to explain to her that whatever she wished for, her husband would receive the same thing but 10 times more.

So the woman said, "I want to be the richest woman in the world."
The genie said, "OK, but your husband will be 10x richer."
Woman: "That's OK because we share everything."

POOF...she's the richest woman in the world.

Woman: "I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world!"
Genie: "No matter how beautiful you are, your husband will be 10x better looking."
Woman: "That's OK because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will desire only me!"

POOF...she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

Woman: "I want a MILD heart attack.......
 

logan

New member
Haaaa haaaaa ha I wasnt expecting that punch line. I thought her husband might come back as a woman...because of the second wish.to funny
 
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