:whistling: Are you sure that you haven't been :alc: already, because I think they're gold heEls. :lol: But seeing Jen in gold heAls would be interesting as well.
In related humour:
Sign outside a shoe shop...
I will heel for you
I will dye for you
I will even save your sole
Damn homonyms. They're too many of them out there for people to keep them straight in their minds.
Verdict: English is a stupid language. Alas, I am not sufficiently proficient in a useful language, like, you know, Latin or Letzeburgesch.