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Remove film from box and load camera.
Remove film box from puppy's mouth
and throw in trash.
Remove puppy from trash
and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
Choose a suitable background for photo.
Mount camera on tripod and focus.
Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
Place puppy in pre-focused spot
and return to camera.
Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
Focus with one hand
and fend off puppy with other hand.
Get tissue and clean nose print from lens
Take flash cube from puppy's mouth
and throw in trash.
Put cat outside and put peroxide
on the scratch on puppy's nose.
Put magazines back on coffee table.
Try to get puppy's attention
by squeaking toy over your head.
Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
Jump up in time to grab puppy
by scruff of neck and say,
"No, outside! No, outside!"
Call spouse to clean up mess.
Fix a drink.
Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink
and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay"
the first thing in the morning.
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"To err is human.
To forgive, canine."
Newfieland.org
[This message has been edited by Kanela (edited 02-22-2002).]
[This message has been edited by Kanela (edited 02-22-2002).]
Remove film from box and load camera.
Remove film box from puppy's mouth
and throw in trash.
Remove puppy from trash
and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
Choose a suitable background for photo.
Mount camera on tripod and focus.
Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
Place puppy in pre-focused spot
and return to camera.
Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
Focus with one hand
and fend off puppy with other hand.
Get tissue and clean nose print from lens
Take flash cube from puppy's mouth
and throw in trash.
Put cat outside and put peroxide
on the scratch on puppy's nose.
Put magazines back on coffee table.
Try to get puppy's attention
by squeaking toy over your head.
Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
Jump up in time to grab puppy
by scruff of neck and say,
"No, outside! No, outside!"
Call spouse to clean up mess.
Fix a drink.
Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink
and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay"
the first thing in the morning.
[/list]
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"To err is human.
To forgive, canine."
Newfieland.org
[This message has been edited by Kanela (edited 02-22-2002).]
[This message has been edited by Kanela (edited 02-22-2002).]