Cows and golf...

Baloo

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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"

I don't remember much after that......
 
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