kodydixie
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A man hired his blond neighbor to paint his porch, He asked her how much she would charge and she said $50. He told her all of the supplies where in the garage and he would pay her when she finished. He went inside and told his wife and she said, " are you sure she knows the porch goes all the way around the house? Oh, yes, he said, she saw it. A while later the girl came back and said she was finished, and she even had paint left! THe man paid her and gave her a $10 tip he was so impressed. She said, "by the way, it's a Lexus, not a Porche!"
