Dear Sydney,
Welcome home Big Guy! So glad to hear you're moving days are over and you can finally call a place home, You deserve it!!! Now tell your new mommy to quit calling you Lard Butt! Tell her you just have a "Large Following". I will be keeping my eye on you to make sure you are being treated like the Prince that you are. Congratulations Sydney, and Happy Gotcha Day!!
( I'm in Denver until Monday night)